Lobster Soul

Date: 10/3/2024

I arrived at a teen event at my church (I was a teen ager) and sat with a friend after mean girls wouldn’t let me sit where I wanted. Later, we were served lobster 🦞. I tried cutting mine and started to feel icky about eating this guy because he was still alive. I didn’t see a lot of meat inside and even his brain seemed too icky to eat. As I debated whether to eat it, it was following me around. I told someone maybe they wanted to eat the tail so my husband and other men used a mechanical device to chip off the tail with a laser. They also chopped up the lobster. I then saw its claws coming toward me, still alive and I told everyone we’d better lock our doors tonight because there was no killing this lobster. I picked up part of the carcass and it cracked open and a tiny little flying unicorn thing sprang out and danced and flitted around, playing with me. It was the lobster’s soul. 😳🦞🦄