whats ur fav sidney crosby song?

Date: 5/19/2016

By loneleaf

- there was this part where my friend was so sad she kept getting counterfeit chocolate so she decided to make use of it by making truffles and chocolate covered strawberries. she gave them to her teacher and her teacher called her out on it :^( - all my relatives were at my house and we had a small party. i met up with a cousin i haven't seen in a long time and it was really awkward. usually i'm really quiet irl when i talk to her but i was trying pretty talkative and she was like "wow you changed so much. now i feel awkward; is this how you felt when we met up years ago?" and i was like... yea. - i saw my aunts dog who i'm rly close with and i was afraid she didn't remember me bc she was so quiet. i approached her with a frown bc she looked so sad and then she jumped on me and licked my face :'^) - my cousin and i were hanging out with my 14 y/o niece (idk how she became 14.. shes like 6 irl). we were having fun until this creep 20 something year old boyfriend of my niece's showed up and kissed both my cousin and my niece?? (i think they were in some polyamorous relationship or smth). i was so scared that he was gonna kiss me bc he kept going and stuff but he ended up introducing himself and he touched my leg???? (i was sitting on a couch w/ my legs stretched) i was so disgusted and my niece left w/ that guy. i turned to my cousin who was more of the same age as that creep and i was like "you gotta be kidding me right? he's such a pedophile." and my cousin agreed but then said he had superpowers and she couldn't find a way to stop him. i shouted at that creep and i was like "i don't care what kind of super power u have! get off of my niece!" and he did this one weird motion with his hands and tried to put a spell on me but then when he did it, it didn't have any effect on me. i shouted at him even more about how gross he is and stuff and he tried a new spell (didn't work!!). my cousin whispered "how are you doing this?" and i called "sanctuary!!!" and i said it was a way of rejecting ineffective spells and forcing it on him instead ( this did not make sense at all but don't blame me i have a hunchback of notre dame addiction rn). the creep got scared and ran away (yayy!!!). - so apparently that creep had hit on one of my friends and now they're dating or smth. i tried to find a way to tell her that he's a cheater and a pedophile so i tried to lure her in a convo by asking her what's her favorite sidney crosby song (lol i swear this is not lucid at all!!). i dont know what happened after that lol