The key the key!

Date: 1/28/2020

By Bingusbongus

I went to this chinese place with my aunt n granma where the food is good af; the gov was lookin for this chinese lady and idk i guess she died in the shop while they were lookin for her so i helped hide her body and for some reason had a really shitty robot ready to replace her so i set it out and those dumbasses believed it n left after a while. My granma told me the food was never as good as it used to be after she died and the crappy robot copy took her place. Then ig my dad picked us up and he got a call so we had to help his ex with her car in the middle of the entry to the neighborhood, so i had to keep moving cars around so people could get in and they were getting pissed over it. Eventually a lotta people came outa their cars and wanted to beat the shit outa my dad, something about the government and arizona, anyways he had to give them a key he was hiding for emergencies and while they surrounded him i was whispering about it and told him to give it to me. He faked that he didnt have the key, said i stole it and they came after me, at that point it was just one huge angry guy. I threw a dime far and it hit the sidewalk so hed go for it thinking it was the key, and while he did that some kids from the neighbors house came out and i had to keep em away because danger. He started coming after me again so i either threw the actual key in the grass and it just looked different or i threw a fake key, and eventually he saw it n took it n left. So even after causing that chaos i just walked up to the fence of my old house and looked thru and eventually caught the trust of the girl living there and we had a nice lil chat before she ran off in fear of her parents finding out. My yard still looked a mess