Switchblade vs Big Plastic Car

Date: 10/28/2017

It’s nighttime. A group of friends are driving separate cars to a party. We were following each other, so it was strange that we all pulled over into a field by the woods. When I get out to see what’s going on, I realize that I was led here to be murdered. “So I guess this is where it all comes to an end, huh?” A woman in a leather jacket walks towards me and activates her switchblade. I grab a big plastic toy car and swing it at her, but it puts me off balance and she stabs me in the back of the shoulder. How could I have been so clumsy, I wonder.