List of food I steal from footballer fancy kitchen

Date: 4/23/2026

I stole from footballer fancy kitchen while staying in fancy mansion/portion of mansion. Snuck downstairs through bedroom and into kitchen. Kitchen had cupboards that were refridgerated... i didn't know at first so accidentally threw some things away but I get them out of trash later 😂 But the brain injuries are very plain to see while looting kitchen bc there is loose food scattered in odd places List of all the food I grab, although I was worried about being caught and knew high tech cameras were in place I figured they would just not look bc they qould think the footballers upstairs are using it. I decide to fill my suitcase qith a bunch if food to bring home Fancy square cookies Vegan cheese protein powder Crackers, fancy Everything seemed kinda gourmet Premade snack plates and some cookies like matcha cookie and chocolate although they get smushed but Idc I just add more to make up for it Sandwiches (mozarella deviled egg bagel which kinda grossed me out in the dream but i was like idc im poor i need food lol) drink packets I think there is more and it's all valuable but I can't remember lol The watchdog becomes my friend and comes to help me not get caught and I give him treat I go out twice with 2 girls who are stupid as all hell, just in college, babysitting dogs but they also need to be babysat but the third time I am under impression I'm gokng with them, they have car windows rolled up and leave me behind without any shame. I tell older adult about it when she gets back and we mentally work out that it's probably for the best anyway because if i had gone the dogs would be alone again and if one of the girls had stayed behind then the other girl would be alone while going to a frat party but it seemed very mean-spirited when they did that like a throwback to mean girl behavior But I got a suitcase of free football food so whatever 😂 Whole time I was worried they might charge me later because there was a sign saying "You must track all you take if you are not a football player, to reimburse the company" But I think I got away with it lolol. Oh yeahh I also took a bunch of little diablo sauce mini bottles! Those were funny