I’m Britney Spears

Date: 2/9/2018

I was a young Britney Spears having a weird vaguely sexual relationship with the comedian Chris Fleming who was also my boss? Also I owned several guinea pigs and I was doing an experiment where I wasn’t affectionate towards them and then tracked their behavior. When I ended the experiment they all jumped on me and started cuddling me and it was really cute. Also my dad was featured in humans of New York. Anyway at the end of the dream my family called the cops on Chris Fleming and got him in trouble for having this relationship with me (Britney spears) even though in my dream Britney Spears was 20 and therefore the relationship was legal. So Chris Fleming and I ran away together into this huge canyon and jumped off a cliff together but it somehow triggered a portal into another dimension. We saw a map of the universe (it was a lot smaller than we thought it was) and along the bottom of the map there was a city and a monorail. We stepped into the map and got on the monorail, which lead us to a floating limo that would take us to our apartment in the universe city.