Me Being Stupid

Date: 2/20/2022

So I was asleep, then I was awoken to someone asking what I want. I was still half-asleep saying "The You-Know-Who Supernatural radio, of course! I shouted still sleepy. I was left with a yellow sticky note confirming what I wanted when I was suddenly back at school. Luna Lovegood said that they were bringing back the red crabs so she made me threw something in the ocean. It was only until after I threw it was when she told me that it was an enchanted object made to freeze the crabs to prevent them fro. coming here. I was walking by the parkinglot when the school had given the alert that a shady individual was trying to leave the school premises. I saw a short old women hurriedly making her way towards her car when I shouted at her to stop. There were a few straggling students (Most retreated back into school, probably not wanting to deal with what's going outside.) A boy was near me, and I told him to go right of the parking lot that was lined with cars. I said I was going to corner her on this side while he blocked the other. My first attempt to stop her failed when after I charged towards her, she started running towards the right. And the boy was not there, thats because he was still following me. I told him to go back and tried again. I approached her and asked, "Can you hold this?" I handed her my laptop bag that I had on me (and my school bag) and she accept it. I gave the boy the "look" that meant "grab her!" in which she noticed and dropped my bag and started shuffling backwards. I tried to play it off saying stuff like, "Haha, jokes!" And asked her to hold my bag again. She did so and I said to the boy outloud saying "Grab her!" And she dropped the bag again. "I'm really kidding that time!" I said frantically, as I asked her to hold the same bag for me. Finally, the boy seemed to got the message after the first two failed attempts as he proceeded to grab her afterwards. The lady screeched as I took her other arm, and took my bag back. And we escorted her back to school. Turns out she had been stealing other people's devices, and had scammed people in buying her own (I was one of them) She also stole my brother and sister's device as well.