Date: 12/18/2016
By biscuit
I was chosen as the MC for a very strange event at Embry-Riddle. It was called "bare it all," and students who volunteered came up onto the stage one by one, and I asked them questions about their life. When the questions were over, they would then take off all their clothes. We couldn't progress beyond the second person because of technical difficulties, but a lot of weird things happened. In between contestants, I went backstage, and there was an absolutely huge rifle. It was made of some whitish wood, and it was covered in extremely detailed carvings. Every normal gun length down the barrel, there was another breech and trigger, so you could load it in one of about six different places. As the MC, I was wearing boxers and a button-down shirt, and nothing else.