raccoons

Date: 5/19/2018

i was walking around my house and i went in the bathroom. i found a razor and decided i wanted to shave my eyebrows off. i shaved my eyebrows and i looked in the mirror and i got super scared of myself without eyebrows. i sprinted outside (it was winter) and i grabbed a sled and started sledding down a hill really fast. out of nowhere a raccoon jumped on my sled and we started to wrestle and when i finally wrestled him on the bottom and he looked at me and said “you are a worthy opponent, i will give you my fur” and he ripped his fur off and stuck it on my face, and i had eyebrows again