kindergarden is weird

Date: 2/17/2019

i got home from school and had some homework to do. i needed to write a story about something bloody. it couldn’t be too graphic though because i had to read the story to a kindergardener the next day. so i got on my laptop and started writing. it began with a guy eating nachos. he put cheese and peanut butter on them. when he left the restaurant, a zombie tackled him and ate his brain. the next day, the class met at the beach. my kindergardener was in a stroller. i read my story to him and he laughed. then his stroller rolled down the beach and tipped over into the water. i panicked and quickly picked him up and rushed him to the school. i went into his classroom and found his teacher. i yelled, “he needs a bath right now! he’s too sandy!” the teacher laughed and locked him in the bathroom. then she started to show me posters that the kids made. she was laughing and said, “these suck.” i fake laughed and backed away. then the rest of the class came back. we all sat down at desks with our kindergardeners and finished our stories. in the middle of writing, my laptop died. when i went to get my charger, the kindergardener changed all the settings on my laptop. he just looked at me and laughed.