Date: 6/6/2019
By 1jflyer
I am on a bus with the Ayses in the parking lot of a big plaza. We are waiting on someone to come back to the bus from the bathroom. We’re talking on the bus. My Dad is on the bus too. Once the person gets back from the bathroom I need to go pee so I get out and hit a nice stride towards a theater in the plaza straight ahead. I stop running once I get to the door and go inside. I see a few bathroom signs. I go towards the nearest one that has the men logo on it. After turning the left corner to go to the bathroom all I see is a group of guys sitting down where it looks like there used to be a men’s restroom. I say “what’s going on here? It looks like this used to be a restroom but now there are chairs in place of the toilets. The men that were sitting in this space just looked up at me and one pointed down to the left so I went that way. There was another men’s bathroom sign there so I turned to go inside once I got to the sign. There was no bathroom door, at all. Just two old white guys sitting in fancy chairs. One was fat old and ugly. The other was old ugly long hair and skinny, he was on the phone at first. I asked the fat one where the restroom was and he started yelling at me acting like it was a huge deal that I asked. I started talking back to him explaining that he was going to get kicked out of the theater if he kept it up. He kept talking crazy to me anyway, I started to get upset at this point. The skinny one finished his phone call and I start asking him about the restroom. He doesn’t really say much but spoke quietly and turned his chair to the fat one. I noticed an inscription on the chair the skinny one was in. It appeared to be his name, it was a long ass name that sounded like some made up shit. I called him by his name and started talking about how dumb it was that there was no men’s restroom in the lobby where there clearly should have been. All of a sudden my Dad walks in behind me and I turned around to see him as I could hear his voice. He says he is going to the restroom. I turned back around to the old jackasses that were in the chairs but they weren’t there. Only a bathroom door was there where they had been sitting and I could hear in my head “ here the bathroom is right here.” The Rock walks out of the bathroom when me and my Dad wall up to it and he says “Riso, because I had chorizo, get it?” He smiles and keeps walking. My Dad just shrugs a little and we walk into the restroom. I go to a urinal and pee. I wake up.