Roger Federer Clothing Optional Cruise

Date: 1/21/2019

Roger Federer does his pre match interview in his back seat of his car. I'm in a car watching a tennis match on a stadium screen.Federer is having a tough time with the umpire who is goofy, heckling, and interrupting when he tries to serve. I'm a competitive Italian ball boy. Now I'm Federer. The match is such a farce my sideline chair is an office chair and desk. I'm at an outdoor festival watching tennis on a big outdoor movie screen. I use my Spanish to get around. I bring my mom a jug of water for her booth but she has one already. I'm on a clothing optional cruise in a video game involving a crime mystery and collecting items. There are sci-fi suits that make it easy to impersonate people. Someone assassinates the king and takes his place. I've decided to be naked and take the elevator to the 3rd deck pool. I meet a girl I like and try to sit next to her but there's a guy in my way. "So, have you sat next to anyone you like yet?" he asks. It turns out he likes the same girl. "No, but adjacent to, yes," I say trying to get her attention. I realize she has yet another suitor, so this love triangle isn't going to work out. Across the parking lot (the setting somehow changed) is a tattoo parlor, closed, after hours. A bearded man pulls up to the curb, unlocks it, and goes in. I joke to the guys, "There's my friend. I called in a favor so I can get her name tattooed on my butt. Hey -" I look at the girl. "What's your name?"