its a dogs world

Date: 9/17/2016

So im walking down 86th street and Lexington in manhattan with my sister and we see theres this guy who's has like three different kinds of dogs and and we ask if theyre all his and one of them isnt so my sister and I take it home. Its the cutest and smallest white terrier i think and there was a border collie and a small grey english bulldog. So we take the baby border collie and next thing you know im in a very modern household that has green walls and is designed in a sort of cubism kind of manner idk and its literally just FILLED with different kinds of puppies and dogs and we were all playing with them then i was in the basement with a smol little puppy when a group of elves comes by and brings presents to the basement and its so cute and we're like woah look at nice people. But then a group of children bust through and start yelling saying hey u guys arent really santa my mom is the head of ur organization and they bolt out. Another hour passes and so im still playing with the dog but then a group of people sneak back into the house theyre dressed as elves and theres even a santa but theyre robbing the house and im like holy shit what do i do so the dog just screams and starts singing Britney Spears and we catch a whole cult of thieving holiday characters