Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 7/8/2018
By JayP
I'm a pirate like Jack Sparrow, on the black pearl. My crew and I are hunting for a sword like "Hans Zimmer's Sword." We enter a Cove with a big ship parked on the beach. Inside the ship, it's all lit up. In one room, we find the sword. I acquire it and some guy in there guarding it begins to duel me. I duel him for a while, it was tough. I won finally, with a vicious slash to the neck. We exit the ship and get back on the black pearl. We sail out of the bay. In the distance, at the entrance to the bay, are a bunch of yellow sails. A bunch of big ships in behind, a bunch of smaller little ships in front. It's foggy in the distance. We veer to the left, where there's an opening, towards the shore. Captain Jack takes us dangerously close to the rocks and cliffs of the shore, before swerving out of the way. He has masterful control of his ship. As we sail away from the rocks on our left, and more towards the ship on our right, we pass what looks like a floating wooden platform. All of a sudden, it unfolds and expands into a giant siege tower structure floating on the water, with a giant long dragon 🐉 carving thing circling the structure. It's very ornate, and imposing. In front, at the top, is an empress with her arms outstretched, motioning forward into the cove. I'm stunned, flabbergasted, and I say "holy shit what the fuck is that what the fuck what the fuck" etcetera. In front of us, the small yellow boats start streaming on either side of the ship. The crew is freaking out. The yellow boats fly past our ship, and as they pass us, they launch ropes and nets over and across. They completely capture our ship. We've come to an understanding that this is an empire that is capturing and controlling everyone. We are now all lying down on the deck. Some time has passed. We're huddled towards the cabin. Towards the bow of the ship, some of the Empress's officers get on. This includes Priya, Olivia -- the bth crew essentially. Olivia doesn't want to be there, she's there because she's been forced to. Priya loves it there, and she exalts the benefits of submitting to the empire. They're all dressed in Asian armour but in bright bold colours like yellow pink and blue. They leave, taking all our weapons and stuff. I had a pen left in my pocket, and I didn't want them to find it and punish me, so I went up and surrendered it myself. Scene change and now we're all in a giant assembly area. It's huge and all the prisoners, slaves, soldiers, and citizens of the empire have assembled. It's dark, with a spotlight on the throne. Up there, one of the Empress's advisors gives a precursory speech about the beauty of the empire, and we all fall silent for the entrance of the Empress. From either side of the stage, enters two halves of a suit of armor, each piloted by a young, lanky, limber, fluid athletic girl. Very naive. Probably sisters. The armor looks like black daedric armour, all spikey and wavey and imposing. Almost like Sauron armor too, with an Asian spin on it. They come to the throne, and attach themselves to each other, and then begin to speak in unison. It's fucked up. The girls are puppets of the oligarchy. We see all the products and services that the empire offers, and all of them seem pretty affordable, at prices like $9.99. We then are told that we will be paid 1c per day, for our services. You must work for a thousand days to get anything from the vending machines. Its fucked up. After the assembly, I go to one of the vending machines. I didn't realize that they had given me a bunch of credit to use beforehand, and I accidentally used it all up buying some candies and food. The guy next to me was like "awwwwwwwww." I decided to ration it all. I headed to a change room where people were getting ready before going swimming. It was a pool changeroom, pretty packed, and appeared to be a unisex changeroom. In there, I passed my Megan Simpson. She was looking super hot in a bikini. We met and then we were in this fucked up situation together. We made out for a bit. Lip biting and everything included. We then came up for air, and we were like "not here hahaha, I'll see you out in the pool," and we parted ways. Out in the changeroom, as I was changing, I met a brown dude. A brown dude with a Punjabi name who's parents and grandparents were originally from england. Used to be white. Moved to India because it was too cold up there they said. Became brown in further generations apparently. Nice guy though, beefy build, pretty friendly funny dude. I got up to go to the pool and make out with Megan. I wake up.