Sex and other weird crap

Date: 7/13/2016

Weird dream, seemed real, cant remember a lot of the details though. I was in a hotel room, my parents asked me whether I wanted to go with them or not, I think they were going shopping, but I decided to stay. Lisa Ann (pornstar) was in the room with me, and I started eating her out. She didnt smell or taste like anything, but it felt like a real pussy. After eating her out I began facefucking her in 69 with me on top and eventually came. At some point the dream shifted and I was in a car with some asian girl I didnt recognize, she had blondish/brown hair, blue eyes, a nice tan, and overall a nice build. I remember reaching over to the drivers side and fingering her, which led to me eating her out too. Unlike the last dream, she was only somewhat shaved and her pussy was a lot tighter. We had to head home, but in the heat of the moment she turned to exit onto the freeway where we could keep on going. The rest of the dream doesnt make much sense. I dont remember who I was with, whether it was my girlfriend or some other girl, but we were lost and decided to ask for directions, we saw two elderly people walking up a set of stairs coming from a ravine of water. The water was surprisingly clear, not one spec of dirt to be seen. There was a blue crab with some yellow on its shell who looked like he was going to attack the elderly people, so I smacked that motherfucker on the head, but then he bit me on the arm and I think it hurt (i dont remember). Walking away I think I called hime a bitch or something. At some point another guy showed up, and we were walking around the town. We saw some beer for sale, but it wasnt cold so we just kept walking. ~ From this point on everything is pretty blurry, I do remember that eventually we arrived at some hotel or casino. There was a commercial playing which asked to respect the postal service, and it showed some picture of a battlefield looking like it was from Technomancer or some crap. I remember that I had a group of friends, and we were mourning for some reason, I think one of us had died. I had lost all the fingers from my left hand besides my thumb and ring finger, I believe from an alligator, and for some reason, I wrapped up my ring finger and cut it off with knife. ~ I eventually woke up looking at my hands, and happy that they were just fine.