24/Avengersish?

Date: 6/14/2019

I was living with my grandparents and aunt and cousins and mother and sister and uncle in one of my aunts old houses she lived in and in one of the rooms was a stainless steel refrigerator and when you pulled it from the wall there was a secret entrance to a huge bunker underneath the house and when I asked my grandfather about it he said "were all going down in it when the Republicans take over", then there was CTU agents all over the house like they were guarding the house and me and my family. I kept asking about Jack Bauer and no one said anything about him. Then I saw Michael Douglas as one of the govt agents. And then I'm sitting at a table with Tony Stark and he gives me a futuristic watch and a laptop and I asked if the backpack for the laptop was also a parachute and he ignored me. I walked down the hallway to what was supposed to be my bedroom and Scarlett Johansson was in there and said "this is my room now" so I went to the next room and Shelly Long was my roommate and she kept doing the splits on one foot and trying to aim the fan at her Crotch.