Date: 4/30/2019
By kgmpike
the dude i’m talking to, and sleeping with, came over to my house with his other bitch. she didn’t know about me so she was all up & kissy on him. after i took as much as i could stand, i went to the bathroom & balled because i’ve been cheated on in EVERY RELATIONSHIP & now this one was just the same. he came in with a note that said “i’m sorry, but her pussy is more bomb”. i was like “okay fuck you, get out, & never talk to me again” & then i woke up. This was also during a zombie apocalypse & i started selling weed.