Date: 1/10/2017
By cdreemurr
there were tons of aspects, but the main one i remember is people were trying to crucify jesus, except is was modern day and at some sort of national park-esque place? maybe crucify isn't the right word, they just kinda tied him up on a tree. and there were two people who wanted him HANGED THAT WAS IT! they had him tied up to the tree and later they were going to hang him. but he kept getting free, and eventually two dudes ("mark" and someone else i think) were all like "dude holy shit....he's like....jesus...." anyway, jesus incapacitated "mark" and whoever else for long enough to get away, which he did by deadass walking across the lake that the park had. i followed "mark" (and the other "disciple" i guess?) into the park's gift shop where they were like "Y'ALL....WE WERE TRYING TO HANG JESUS......WHAT THE FUCK....."