money from beyoncé

Date: 8/7/2017

beyoncé gifted me a fat wad of cash in a plastic bag, but as it turns out what was in the bag was $700 worth of various gift cards to clothing stores wrapped in two $100 bills i was slightly disappointed that it wasn't all cash, but it was still a huge amount of money that beyoncé gave me for literally no reason other than that we saw each other on the street