🥚🤰🧽Eggo Preggo, Sponge Pot, Pink Party

Date: 5/8/2021

By peachkeedi

I was in my parents basement watching tv with my sister Ashley. She went to bed, and I laid down on the couch. I was pregnant. I fell asleep, but woke up an hour later in labour. I gave birth quickly to 5 egg sacks. Then 3 more came out when I tried to stand up. They were mostly clear, gelatinous blobs with small fetus' inside them. I called up to my parents that I gave birth. My mom asked how I felt, and I said fine. I asked her if it was safe to stand up. She said yes, and I got up slowly. I moved an office rolly chair out of the way to be safe, and in the process I dropped one of the eggs. It rolled under the wheel and part of it broke off like jello. I was worried, but the fetus inside looked unharmed. My parents wanted me to go upstairs to see their thrift haul. Apparently they had been to a party lately where s friend of theirs had a bunch of bowling pins. They were jealous so they bought their own. Then the dream changed. I was watching SpongeBob and Patrick explore a boat that they found above water. They were trying to use the back of the boat as a literal poop deck, when the old crew came back. They yelled "what are you two doing?!" SpongeBob thinking on his feet therew a small wet sponge on a brick of weed that was burning. The smoke filled the boat and everyone got high and partied. Then it changed again. I was entering a mall to go to a party. To enter, they drew facepaint on me in the shape of a fat Pink dog (Victoria secret) with a QR as the eye. I don't remember much more.