Running from a Chinese Army

Date: 3/11/2017

By Snark_Hunter

I was in the streets of China somewhere, wearing my hoodie. A commanding officer saw me and thought I looked suspicious, so he signalled the entire Chinese Army to march towards me and kill me. They were marching very fast. I quickly called my friend to find a way I could escape. I kept running through different streets and towns for what felt like an hour. Soon, I met my friend. While I was finding him, he dug a tunnel underneath the great wall of China. We jumped through the hole and escaped. I woke up.