Honey Road Steak Shoes

Date: 1/18/2019

I was rollerblading down the road towards the primary school, and I met Kai Anderson and his Mam. I decided to go back home with them but I had to take off my rollerblades to go up the hill. I had no socks on either, and when I looked down the road was made out of really soft honeycomb. Every time I stepped into it my foot sank and loads of honey oozed out around it. There were loads of what I thought were bees poking out of the honeycomb but then Kai’s mother scooped up a handful of honey and it turned out to be harmless little beetles. We decided to take a shortcut home through a field, but because it was full of nettles and thistles, I was scared to walk through it with my bare feet. My solution was to tie two raw steaks onto the soles of my feet, and then pull socks up over them to hold them in place. That’s the end of the dream hahaha