Wth happend?!

Date: 9/29/2019

By Dreamcontrol

Some psycho drove in a 97 ft deep lake, one guy got bitten by an alien looking leech and I ran because he was turning to a monster. My father lost weight and looked like a japanese actor. A mafia group searched for me, while I hid in the toilet. I rode in a weird boat made of a white van and styrofoam. Got away to an island where I was now in a courtroom looking like that leading actress in pride and prejudice wearing a blue dress and persuading people that the mafia wronged me. They didn't belive so in frustration I started cutting my long wavy brunette hair with razor Sharp scissors like a madman, hitting my face sometimes and getting cuts... And now the mafia is guilty and the only evidence is my questionable sanity.