Adam Conover

Date: 2/23/2020

By pretzeling

I was on an airplane with roommates M and D, not even sure where we are flying to. At the end of the flight, the plane starts bouncing around crazily (like sideways, over buildings and trees) and eventually shoots us through some kind of loop multiple times (like a roller coaster) instead of a runway to slow down. Everyone on the plane is gonna throw up. I saw Adam Conover outside the place. I knew he was a big proponent of these airplane loop slowdown systems because it saves space as opposed to runways. He must be here to get footage for his show. As he walked by I banged on the plane window with my palm and was mouthing like “ADAM CONOVER!!!!” M and D were rolling their eyes because they both don’t like this man. Luckily I had the window seat. He walked up to the window and said like 4 full sentences to me which I couldn’t hear because I was inside the plane. As we disembarked, I realized I had no idea where I was or why I had flown. Also, all I had was a small backpack. I didn’t have any actual stuff. I’d have to either pay for a ticket to go home or buy new clothes. Also, there were guards there who wanted to test us for coronavirus. Anyway, I ran off from M+D to talk to Adam. For some reason he thought my name was Sophie and I tried to seduce him. Maybe because I thought it would get me into his hotel room for the night since I didn’t have a place to stay. I feel like he was semi interested but then the dream ended.