i suck at picking my mario kart character

Date: 6/14/2019

my mom left on a trip and i was home alone with alex. i was fixing my hair or something in the bathroom mirror and he walked up behind me. he laughed and asked if we could play minecraft and i said sure. i was gonna give him my moms old laptop so we could play together that way, but then i realized he has a switch and in my dream world, you could play together on different devices. i got my laptop and right before we were about to play, lexi appeared and we decided to play mario kart so we could all play together. i got to the character selection screen and picked my character too fast by mistake. it was that black duck from looney tunes and its name was havvis. i started singing erase your social, but instead of saying “hi, haters”, i said “flex on you haters. bye, haters”