Date: 6/5/2017

By brookethegreat

I was walking by the road. Two girls I used to babysit pulled up next to me in a truck and told me to get in. Neither of them were old enough to drive, so I drove. But I was a terrible driver. I drove us off the side of a bridge into a ravine. No one was hurt and the car was fine. A creepy old hermit guy came up to us and said in this hilariously spooky voice, "Nine people have died getting towed out of this ravine!" I tried to tell him that didn't make any sense... like, why would people die getting towed out and not falling in? Why did they stay in the car to get towed out instead of just climbing out separate from the car? It wasn't that deep of a ravine. Spooky hermit didn't care.