In Which Lord Alan Sugar Was A Hamster

Date: 10/28/2016

Lord Sugar was actually a human sized hamster. On The Apprentice that night he told a huge story about how he built a place for his dad with dementia to live out in the back of his big mansion. Then the cameras followed him home one day, showing how every night he would walk all the way through his big house and out back to a massive three storey hamster cage. He then climbed into it, and upstairs past his kids (also hamsters) that had fallen asleep on the couch, up another two flights of stairs to his bedroom where his hamster wife was in bed asleep. He got into bed next to her and the camera moved above him as he fell asleep. It turns out that it's not his dad that he built the house for, but that it was for himself, because he's the one with dementia.