Ryan Seacrest’s Failed Relationship

Date: 2/17/2018

Ryan Seacrest was making a Youtube video with his boyfriend, some guy named Lance. They filmed this waterfall and they were giggling because they thought it looked like boobs. So they came up with a jingle for the waterfall and kept singing “big titties.” Turns out they broke up because Ryan only ever wanted to eat Chinese food. What the hell, I never even think about Ryan Seacrest.