the lemon

Date: 8/10/2017

my parents sent me to the store to buy a lemon and some gummy bears. i drove to target with my brother, an illegal act given a restriction on my license. we arrived and found that target only sold gummy bears, not lemons. however, the selection of other items was vastly increased. my brother and i browsed a bit and made our way to my friend josh's lemon shrine. however, he was asleep, and we could not get a lemon from him. after another drive in the dark, we found a thrift store by our house. within, there were a collection of lemons. after purchasing one, i drove back home and attempted to park the car. it slid down a hill and the scenery became my old house's backyard. i got out and parked my bicycle on the roof.