The worst dream bathrooms

Date: 9/5/2021

Im at this strange amusement park/water park but it’s so dark out with terrible lighting so I’m struggling to even find a bathroom in the first place. So I head over to a big indoor place so I can at least see. And still it’s like impossible to find a bathroom and if I do it’s only for like a certain type of pass holder which I’m not, or has a huge line. Eventually I snake my way back and find this bathroom hidden away. I look to my left and realize this bathroom is heavily themed. There are a row of short toilets, except they’re made to look like a row of jury seats and the walls of the “stalls” are only about 2.5 feet tall. At the very end is one normal stall but someone just went in. I’m like “heck naw”. I take a picture and text it to Caroline saying “this is like the worst dream bathroom I’ve ever seen lol” I decide to wait for the stall but more people come in after me (no one is going to take the exposed toilets) and suddenly I turn around and realize there’s a whole row of normal stalls. We hurry to each take one but every one I go to is a mess. I don’t really want to touch it. At all. So then I go all the way down the line and find this one that kind of opens up into a bigger room. It’s themed like some office or something. It’s straight up just this whole room with a toilet randomly in the middle. But it’s got like windows and stuff that you can’t close. And you have to go around the corner after closing the door so I was just paranoid someone would walk in because there was no lock on the door - and the door would randomly swing open too. Awful. Anyway I set my stuff down but then went to check the door and what do you know, someone is walking in. It was this girl that had come in just after me and was apparently in some sort of emergency. I felt really bad so despite my need to go I offered for her to go first, then explained about the door. She was grateful (ish. She seemed to think she was entitled to go first) and then I asked if she would watch the door for me while I went. She begrudgingly said yeah so I went back in. Except…now it was not this sort of weird and uncomfortable “office” bathroom. It was like a medieval squatty potty in a filthy barn. And just like 3 of them in a row out in the open while like 10 feet away there’s a cashier checking people out for snack purchases. And there’s this tour guide type person just sitting up against the wall who quickly rattles off the different steps and I’m like 👁 bruh. And I stare at all the stuff…and I have no clue what im supposed to do with it. There’s like these bins of what looks like dogfood and sawdust that you’re somehow supposed to use to eliminate the smell. But she said it so fast I don’t understand if im supposed like put it down first, or after, or what. So I ask her to walk me through it again. And then she decides to launch into this whole tutorial lesson that I can just tell is gonna last like 30 minutes. She brings every in the room around to listen. I just want to go to the friggin bathroom in peace. She’s describing what to do with the different pellets and I kid you not there are LIVE ROACHES crawling around in these bins. I want to throw up. For whatever reason I don’t just leave, I guess I was desperate enough, and part of me was kind of interested in learning about the historical bathroom process. She talked for a while and it was super confusing dream logic, but anyway at one point she says something about how your poop can’t tell you anything about your current health and me, being my crohns bearing self, am like “ma’am that’s BS, conducting stool tests basically saved my life” And she had no response so I added, turning to the crowd, “your poop tells you many important things about your health. Don’t let anyone deter you from doing stool tests, in fact you should get them regularly if you don’t want regular colonoscopies after 40 because they help pre-screen for colorectal cancer” and bruh this lady was just dumbfounded and incensed that not only had I called her out but I’d flat out proven her wrong. Lastly, I pointed out the roaches (which made everyone recoil) and then promptly left, regardless of still needing to go. I wasn’t going to take my chances 😂 I hate dream bathrooms.

AI generated interpretation This dream could represent some of your anxieties and frustrations about finding a bathroom, especially in a strange place with difficult conditions. It could be a metaphor for how you feel about your life right now. You are having difficulty finding a place of comfort and safety, and where you can just "be" without having to worry or feel anxious. You also seem to be very concerned with taking care of your health and want to make sure that you are getting the best care possible. The dream could be suggesting that you need to take more time to take care of yourself, and that you need to be more conscious of your health and well-being. It could also be a reminder to speak up for yourself and your beliefs. You have the ability to stand up for yourself and advocate for the things that matter to you.