Shakira

Date: 12/20/2016

On Metro to old city from Madrid...takes forever...only like two people now... I'm up front on a roller coaster... Just before get to top... Look back and see Shakira... Don't think anything of it... Freak out about how old coaster is... Do half circle up top... Go down... I realise I saw Shakira and turn round and scream something... I Wonder why I'm acting like a total weirdo seeing a celebrity...realise shed hate that... Enjoy rest of ride... Get off talk to her normally...we get talking and decide to have dinner together...she climbs in the broken vending machine and gets stuff out... Asks what I want and I joke,bwhatever you can afford!...we sit at a table in the quiet Hall and talk about how she is here to go diving to study sea turtles...starts raining like fucking crazy and no more diving... Peoples little girl from other table see her and freak out... They talk for a while and then they leave with autographs and shit...we start talking again and I start talking about my life...Long story hey... I go to show her something on my phone and the first thing I see is a video...it's a video of a dream I had the night before about me and a lady bee keeping... I'm shocked and so is she that I somehow have a video of I dream I had that nothing similar ever happened in real life... We think how is this possible... I think I realise I'm dreaming then coz everything starts slipping away and another dream starts. Btw I was so happy to see she had armpit hairs as well!!😁