The Queen’s Dragon Tree

Date: 5/5/2019

I went down a snowy mountain. When I got to the bottom, I explored. I met an old queen who said her trees kept breaking and falling apart. I went to investigate. Some were snapped in half. When I fixed them and put them back in the ground, they’d either snap in half again or fall over, not being able to stay upright in the soft ground. I went by a river. My uncle Bob was there. We found a tree and tried to keep it upright in the sand, but it would keep sinking down into the river. The queen had a show and I was in charge of swinging on a wire and answering audience questions that were written on cards as well as riddles. One question I had to answer had to do with naming seven characters on a TV show, the first letters of their names spelling out “seven.” Which doesn’t make sense. That’s only five letters. Later I was walking around and found another tree fallen. I tried to stick it back into the ground. But it turns out it wasn’t a regular tree. It was an alolan Exeggcutor. I felt even more bad that it was breaking. I tried to help. I grounded it in the sand, hoping it would stop falling. The tree them turned into a woman and the ground into cement. The woman was stuck. A man appeared and began talking to me. The man said, “the queen bought her while she was still a gay man, and needs her back.” But I wouldn’t pull her out of the cement. I didn’t want her to be a slave. And I didn’t like this guy referring to her as a gay man, even when referring to her in the past. Later, I knew I had to go home, so I started walking back towards the mountain. Some British guys were making fun of the tree who had now turned into a cross between a Charizard and a Dragonite. When I reached the mountain, it was covered snow. This made it a lot harder to climb. I slid down a few times. The first few times I tried to climb I hummed in beat of my climbing. The time I succeeded, I hummed Japanese spa music. I credited my success to that. The dragon got in a fight with some other Pokémon but she won as she was very big. I looked at a sign at the top of the mountain. It said something like, “watch out for snow” or “don’t climb when snowy.” I agreed. I then got an update that two people died that day due to climbing in the snow. I was relieved I made it. I was walking through the mountains with a group when my mom stopped me and told me to hose her off, so I did. I then continued walking through a narrow cave.