Defenestration

Date: 10/22/2019

I'm watching the feed from a live news camera outside an apartment building. A woman is throwing everything off her second story balcony: furniture, turntable, sound system. (They news people had an explanation, a world-ending financial crisis or something like that.) The news camera becomes almost buried in the defenestrated junk. A different woman appears in the same balcony, also throwing things out, and addresses my group of classmates. We're on a school-led trip. "Now I'm going to throw down my panties," she says, and explains that if any guy takes them and shows up at her door wearing only them, she will demand them back, "because what are you doing with my pants." Then she'll have sex with him. My fellow male classmates seem excited and want to break away from the group. However, I notice that she's actually holding up a bra. And that she's fat and unattractive.