Date: 3/9/2019
By February
So idk why but this cow and a dog had a child. It was brown with pink spots. Like you know how cows are spotted? It was kinda like that but brown and pink. It’s face looked like a dog and so did it’s body. But the weird part was it’s hips because cows have those bony ass hips that pop out. The animal has cow hips and a dog body. It was weird as fuck. But for some reason I wanted to eat it. I looked at that dog-cow and the first thought that came to my brain was, I want to be the first person to eat it. I know it’s stupid but I was dreaming. On top of that I decided to boil it. The only problem was that my water wasn’t hot enough. So I put the dog-cow in some lukewarm water and started getting frustrated because it wasn’t cooking. Then the dog-cow looked at me in pity because I was unable to cook it. The dog-cow felt bad for me because I failed at boiling him, think about that. What was going on in my head? That’s basically it. After my failed attempt of cooking the dog-cow we just became friends. That it.