Date: 1/12/2020
By Imetaphor
I'm playing an RPG fantasy action game. My 3 companions, including a dwarf and an elf, and I come upon our next foes: our doppelgangers. I maneuver to take them by surprise from behind, then focus our firepower to take then down one at a time. But one of our foes taunts and convinces my companions to switch to attacking him. (He must be the tank.) It works for a while. After all that, I'm like an alternate universe version of Prince Zuko trying to kill alternate universe 12-year-old Aang. With a flare gun. As she runs away. And I have lots of ammo and they're like guided missiles. Wounded, she lays there. Hysterical cries from her friends plead and tell me I'm not a monster. Then I double tap that bitch with the flare gun. Yeah. I'm good at video games. Also, I was in my high school gym playing saxophone again for the first time in a while. I need to run back to the music room for a piece, but I try to act like I know what I'm doing.