Jerry

Date: 12/8/2016

Andy has come all the way from Calgary to BP for a visit. We are out to lunch. Run into Jerry while waiting in line.. (I dated Jerry in 87. Lost virginity to him). Jerry asks for kiss for old time sake. He marvels at how my kissing skill has improved. Proposes that we might start dating again. I immediately end relationship with Andy. He goes back to Calgary quite hurt. I realize that I don't even know how to contact Jerry. He is starring on some TV show. Good God. I will never be able to get close to him. Scene changes from buffet style restaurant to fancy restaurant. I am dressed in tight red dress. Feeling very lady in red. Check out at restaurant. Lady in front of me disputes bill. Gets 3 "inedible" dishes removed from bill. Leaving restaurant, I steal Jerry's car, beautiful red Ferrari. Now he will have to contact me.