The Last McDonalds Meal

Date: 12/9/2016

I was at McDonald's, and I had decided this was the last time I would ever go here. So in that rare occasion, I decided I would eat meat again, one last time. I spent so long deciding what I wanted, it was nighttime, and this McDonalds was weird. It was very big, and the entrance spiralled out a bit. So my friends were outside waiting for something, I'm not sure what. But my friend Thomas was sitting with me. He had ordered a burger, and that's when I had told him the news of my decision. He simply said "I'm so glad man", or something along those lines, I don't think he ever really liked me being vegan besides the fact that it is a meme. So I was going through the menu and it was sort of like a book, it was a weird menu. I started from the beginning which was the end of the book? Exactly like those books that you read from back to front, forgot what country uses that. I first saw onion rings, so I ordered those. This was going to be my last McDonald's meal so I was going to order a lot of food, I started with those. Now, as I asked for my order, the book didn't exactly say "Onion Rings", it had some weird name for it like "Onion Oatrolls" or something. I was sitting with my friend, Thomas, and I saw the waitress walking back to the checkout so I asked her to take the order. I first asked for onion rings which I messed up so badly and she ended up laughing at me, but in a cute and friendly way. She then got my order. As I was going to eat that, we started talking about my absolute fail at ordering food. We talked, and laughed. I then shared that I was going to try to flirt with her, but that didn't go so well.. She laughed and smiled...... Then crushed up pieces of cheese supreme flavoured Doritos appeared on my table where I was sitting at. I was so confused but I somehow knew it meant that I got friendzoned. Ouch :/ I had some friends also waiting outside and they saw and came in and started picking up and scrunching the Doritos, and laughed a bit at my horrible fail to flirt. It was a good night :) Then I Woke Up.