"what the hell is West Virginia?"

Date: 3/10/2017

By olivia-dreams

This morning I woke up like usual. I was exhausted, so I decided to rest my eyes for another ten minutes or so. It turns out that I feel asleep. While I was asleep, I had a very short, very weird dream. In this dream, I was in Virginia. All of the states bordering Virginia were actually independent countries. There was even a country that somehow appeared in the ocean so that Virginia was completely blocked off. No idea why they hated Virginia so much. There was only one way to get through to the other states, which was West Virginia. (West Virginia was now the size of like, Rhode Island or something and the rest of it was just the different countries) Anyways, I was having a conversation with someone from Virginia. Here's how it went: Person: You know what, I'm just gonna move to Michigan. Me: Really? Person: Yeah, I'll just drive up through the northwest corner of Virginia. It leads right to Michigan. Me: Don't you mean West Virginia? Person: What the hell is West Virginia? Me: A state....? Person: You're lying, what?? Me: No, I'm not lying, it became an independent state a long time ago! -There was a long pause before he just walks away, confused. Then I woke up.