Gifts from Thor⚡️

Date: 7/2/2018

🆒I went to a Thor meet-and-greet with a few friends. They were flipping out and fangirling while I stayed pretty chill and relatively withdrawn from all the commotion. We went into a theater 🍿 room to watch Ragnarok and then Thor (or at least the actor guy for Thor) came into the theater. Every girl started hyperventilating and rushed over to get his autograph. I stayed seated, chillin’, ya know the life. I looked over to see if the poor guy was still alive after being swamped by so many teenage girls and by golly— he was walking over to me. “Noice, a chance to get his autograph. If he’s too busy, no biggie,” I thought to myself... but he kept walking over and sat down in the theater seat right next to me. I was utterly astounded by this because he then proceeded to look me in the eyes, smile, and begin writing a special autograph for me. He gave me the poster with his name signed “THOR” (ik that ain’t his real name, but it was in my dream 😂). Theeeen, he gave me a legit gift🛍❓. It was like a sea foam green heart-shaped purse with a silver chain as the strap. Tied to it was a black, heart-shaped cardboard box with a mirror on the inside and a dainty sea foam green heart necklace with silver accents. This dude didn’t even say anything the entirety of my dream. He just smiled shyly as I opened the gifts in a confused and shocked daze🙈. I said thank you, and the movie immediately started. During that whole process I felt hundreds of stabbing teenage eyes search the entirety of my person, trying to understand what about me caught the attention of the god of Thunder... and I was just as confused as they were. He stayed there, right next to me, for the whole movie. I was so cold and finally I leaned over to him to just get warmer. He smiled at me again and never once moved in protest. THE END (what a weirdass dream, kinda fun tho 🤷🏼‍♀️😂)