My alarm clock is a feminist

Date: 5/27/2018

So like in my dream it was international women’s day and like I was at a women’s and the Dwayne Johnson (aka the rock)’s little daughter was a speaker there and like I don’t know there was a bunch of stuff to do and than I like got woken up by my alarm clock and my brain was making my alarm clock scream “I’m a feminist” over and over and I finally sat up and said “I don’t care!” Before pushing snooze