the other mans boxers & a bird tornado

Date: 9/26/2017

i dont remember what i was doing first/leading up to the end but i was hiding in this old ladys house & i stole a pair of her much younger & handsomer husbands boxers & then ran into him in the basement. he was wearing a purple satin sweater & he was leaving to teach piano lessons or some shit. we shook hands & he smiled at me & i almost boned him right then & there. only later did i remember i was wearing his boxers, & only his boxers. anyway he left & then i left & i got home & thought "ooh shower time" but there was a tornado made of/filled with birds just swirling around coming closer so i decided to shower in the basement. i was outside my house & fully nude trying to grab all the things i wanted/needed from the car before fleeing into the house, checking every now & then on the bird tornado. then i woke up.