What Is Happing Barack?

Date: 9/14/2016

I was hanging out Barack Obama and his family at the white house. All they ate were pizzas and burgers all the time. While we were chillin in the living room eating and talking, this girl pulls up in their driveway, comes in and up to me. She was a shorter girl about 5 feet flat, dirty blonde hair, I bit thicker then the normal but very toned. She got down on one knee and took my hand. I looked around the room like wtf is this chick proposing to me? Everyone looked like they were laughing on the inside and Barack shrugged his shoulders and was like lol I dunno dude. Her eyes got teary and she asked me why I haven't called her. Apparently I'd been out with this girl multiple times and literally forgot she even existed. So I told her I was sorry I've been really busy and that I didn't mean anything by it. She got up, smiled, and said oh good so you'll see me again? I said yeeeeah sure I just gotta finish up some stuff and I'll get in touch with you. That seemed to be acceptable to her because after that she just walked out, got in her car, and left.