Batman vs Joker

Date: 8/31/2016

I'm Batman. I'm fighting the Joker in a supermarket (Tesco), it starts in the electronics department as I try to buy a toaster and Joker is at the till, I try to grab him but fail to do so, and take a step back. We stare at each other for a while, the he runs away. I give chase. We run through Tesco, knocking hundreds of items over, there's not a lot of people present here. We run to the end, to the bakery aisle, Joker then starts shouting that he doesn't really want to fight me and that the rivalry between us two is due to some family member in our families. We're now running back towards the electronics. Joker shouts "Maybe your Grandfather, grandmother? Maybe a pesky son or daughter who's ruined everything between us." He's now back standing behind the till, he puts his hands up as if he's surrenders, I throw 4 darts into his hand, he says "That doesn't happen in the movies"