bleeding lemon juice?

Date: 10/19/2016

All I remember was going to a waterpark, and getting cuts, all over my legs. The guy that offered to pick me up, yelped "OW! What was that?!" My mother (why is my mother around me and a guy ah hello) proclaims that it's just lemon juice, because I'm cut. Everyone just "oohh of course" "oh she's bleeding lemon juice that's totally normal" so my sister says "put her down what the hell?! That would hurt, you can't carry her!" (Even though I'm the one with the cuts, how does the lemon juice affect them..) in retaliation, the guy states "I'd carry her, and I will!" To which I swooned and I don't remember anything else. It was weird.