Fuck my shit up fam

Date: 10/13/2019

I pull into the driveway of my house and wait for the garage door to open. I pull in to the garage, park my car and then immediately look at the roof of my car after realizing I forgot to take my bike off the roof rack. I see my mountain bike is knocked off my roof rack and the roof rack is halfway detached now. In a panic I unscrew the clamp holing my bike and remove it to assess the damage. Right off the bat I notice my right grip has come clean off my bike. Thinking this is the only problem I sit on my bike to roll if around. Low and behold my rear tube and tire are also gone. I look at the roof of my car to find the tire and tube. I inspect the tire and the bead is all torn along with multiple large punctures all over. I then inspect the rear wheel and see the hydro brake is also gone. Now there are parts scattered all over my driveway. Out of nowhere “my neighbor” and his baby walk into my driveway and the baby starts messing with my parts. All of a sudden I’m holding a white fixed gear frame while standing in a sea of bike parts.