Date: 2/15/2019
By PandaPuff
Somehow some friends and I ended up getting kidnapped by hillbillies and taken to some abandoned building in the middle of some woods. I can't remember it all, but they beat us and were preparing to kill and eat us. My phone wouldn't work. We tried to escape several times, but kept getting caught. At one point I somehow snuck out and pretended to be a snake. I slithered out and saw a cop sitting in a car. I ran up to the car and told him what was going on. He seemed inexperienced like it was his first day on the job. He decided to be an idiot and force me to go back there. He acted like he could handle it on his own. Nah, he got shot and I got thrown back into the room. After that I woke up I guess