My Dirty-Ass Car and Dumbass Fly 🚗

Date: 2/14/2019

So I had a dream that I went out somewhere and when I came back home I guess I was drunk🍺 out of my fucking mind so I parked my car (lol r.i.p don't drink and drive, kids) in some extremely shady spot.🚗 Then I somehow walked a couple of miles home and knocked tf out. Fast forward to next morning. I didn't remember where I parked my car. Like wtf I drove?? After quite some time, I finally found it in that sketchy parking lot. But as I approached it I was like, "wait...are my windows broken??"😨 My heart nearly fell into my ass. Haha sike they weren't broken, they were just extremely dirty. I was relieved.😥 Hell, my entire car was splattered with mud. What did I even do last night LOL. I got into my car but unfortunately a dumbass fly came in too.😬 I spent the majority of the dream trying to get the fucking fly out of my car by shooing it out the window but the bastard kept coming back in LOL.