Date: 6/14/2020
By Imetaphor
I'm in a field exercise at a ski resort in summer. We take cover behind a blue mattress. Some squirrels are stealing armfuls of green apples from a tree, so I jump out and scare them so they drop the apples and run. Now we tactically run up the hill. I'm a good runner, but I overstrain myself and pass out. When I wake up the doctors have given me bionic legs! Epic! I'm at a prestigious military academy, in the breakfast buffet line. ...Later, leaving the dining hall, my core feels so weak I have to bend over and rest on the nearest chair. There's a guy in it, wearing summer whites. He and his friends seem concerned, but I tell them I'm "Completely fine" and walk off robotically. Later, I get a bionic lower torso!