I am actually Spider-Man

Date: 12/12/2019

I’m actually Spider-Man, and I am attending college, so every night I sneak out of the dorm to swing around with my webs at night. But, apparently I wasn’t careful enough and people spot me, so everyone knows Spider-Man is a student on-campus. I have to be more careful than ever. However, one night, I’m swinging around the trees with my webs, when this student starts chasing after me because she wants to figure out who I am. I swing away until I look back to see her face plant on the ground. She doesn’t move, and I’m wondering if she’s okay or if she is faking it to get me closer. So, I call Public Safety and wait in the shadows until they come for her. The girl was A.W. from High School. I then am returning home for winter break to find out my parents bought a mansion and five dogs. I was pleasantly surprised about the housing arrangements, but not the dogs because the one kept trying to kick me in the face when I went to pet him and my two cats were not having it. Then I’m kind of mad because the only bathroom in the house is attached to my room apparently, which has another room attached to it was ugly red paint. I’m arguing with my parents about why they didn’t ask for my opinion before doing all of this before I stomp off. I think my plan was to run away because I was in my room putting on a white blonde wig when my mom comes in and is like wtf are you doing? I was too mad to reply and shut the door on her. However, the whole thing apparently didn’t stop me from wanting to make a tour vlog of the house for my finsta.