Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 5/13/2019
By theaziz2001
This dreams is so strange, that it’s basically a franchise smooshed into one odd story. 1-my dad is so successful at his new business, that he actually buys a mall for our new house with security, ball pits, stores.. He sets up a huge party for my little sister with celebrity guests and inviting everyone else for free. This party becomes the most talked about thing on the planet. EVERYONE is here. Then Donald Trump came along with a smile on his face. I gave him the finger and people beside me sarcastically pointed out how brave I am. I for some reason have this new found confidence and stopped giving a shit about the rules. I ran around streaking, I drove into stores with my bike, I stole clothes, I insulted people I drove by. 2- me and my friend discover a really religious cult that use this weird procedure to turn their bodies into stone. It’s basically a stone tattoo and it’s absolutely disgusting. It looks like a really bad skin disease. We’re offered to get one from these people but we politely denied their request and proceeded to get the fuck out of there. We stopped dead on our tracks when we noticed that they were gonna do this to a new born. And the baby seemed really scared. We felt angry about it and ended doing some bad thing to them that resulted in them almost assaulting us. I don’t remember how we escaped. 3- we’re trapped in this dentist office by what I think actually were Rick and Morty. We’re threatened with our teeth getting destroyed. It suddenly shifts to us escaping. Then I vaguely remember us being in a 70s disco world with Gorillaz type people inhabiting it. Even I was a cartoon. We rode a convertible that played some Bee Gees and Grateful Dead while we were running away from Godzilla. 4- one of my classmates got 7 feet of boogers out of his nose, picked it up, and slammed it across my grandmas face. Nuff said...